September 25, 2007

Cleaning out your closet.

"I said I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleaning out my closet- Eminem"

To clear out your closet for space clearing, do the below:-
  1. Open wardrobe.
  2. Remove every piece of garment you have inside, piece by piece.
  3. Sort them into 5 batches, want, want-but-need-fixing, return-to-rightful-owner, donate-or-give-away, throw.
  4. Bag all the outdated clothes and chuck them outside for your local municipal garbage collector. Alternatively, you can donate them to charity, or for recycling.
  5. Close your wardrobe door.
  6. Repeat step every 5 years.

And the composition of the 5 batches after my space clearing ritual:-
  • Want - 50%
  • Want-but-need-fixing - 20%
  • Return-to-rightful-owner - 20%
  • Donate give away - 9%
  • Throw - 1%

Analysis:-
  1. I'm a hoarder.
  2. I steal clothes.
  3. I'm a lazy bugger who lets her clothes slowly rot out of fashion.
  4. I can't throw my clothes away, no matter how old they are.
  5. I'm a hoarder.
Oh well, at least I managed to make 30% space for new clothes.

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